A very long night

So I went and met Park Girl last night. But let's start from the beginning.

I woke up very late and went to breakfast, my normal Saturday routine. I came home and jumped on the PC, and she started texting me, and eventually figured out I was online. We chatted for a couple hours before I had to get ready for work. She kept pushing for a free pizza. I finally gave in, and told her I'd bring her one after I got off work.

Work was rather dull last night, so I was able to get out of there quickly and meet up with her. She definitely was NOT as advertised. The pictures she'd sent me earlier in the day were all head shots. Usually there's a reason for that; because there is a little more than meets the eye, if you catch my drift. Her photos were all well and good, but at first glance... well, it's more than a play on words to say that she was more than I expected. Don't get me wrong, she's very nice, she's not unattractive, and I am not shallow by any means (I mean, after all who am I to judge?), but it was a surprise. Anyways...

So, knowing I'd brought pizza, we then went to Burgerville and got milkshakes to enjoy with the pizza. Then we went and drove down to the waterfront and walked along the boardwalk until we found an area the sprinklers weren't coating with water, and started to eat and get to know each other. We didn't get very far though because she spent plenty of time complaining about how cold it was where we were. It wasn't that cold, but it was somewhat breezy. She was wearing 2 shirts and jeans, yet was colder than I was in a t-shirt and shorts. Not the greatest first impression. Eventually, we packed everything back up and started walking back to my car, headed across the bridge to have coffee at Denny's.

We got there and were sat pretty quickly. I had coffee, and she changed her mind and got hot cocoa. We started talking some more and she started slowly turning to conversation to sexual topics. I'm not usually one to shy away from a sexual conversation, but I started to feel a little uncomfortable. Talk of using a video game remote as a sex toy. The fact that she did a porn spread in a magazine as a gift for one of her exes that was later used on several websites to promote business. All well and good in my book, but the moment I suggest anything sexual and I'm "dirty minded" or "perverted".

So after a couple hours we decided to leave Denny's and we were gonna go find something to do. It was about 2:30-3 am by this point. On the way to somewhere we could just walk around, she decided it was time for her to go home. So I drove her back to her block and she suggested we walk down by the Farmer's Market. There's a playground there at Esther Short Park, which is the only thing accessible due to the Wine & Jazz Festival going on this weekend. We played on the swings, climbed on the play structure, and she crawled thru a plexiglass tunnel for a dollar. It was originally supposed to be two but I pulled my offer for the 2nd dollar and then she did it anyways, and ended up searching all my pockets for the dollar, not finding it but instead finding a paystub, and took to asking my last name, which I told her was "Smith". She ended up asking the night security guy about it, which led to a long talk with him, and then she pretty much called it a night.

I walked her to the door of her building, and she was going to go inside but surprised me with a last-second hug, which I'd figured I wouldn't be getting. As I drove off she asked me if I wanted to come back and come up, which I politely declined. Then she told me she was naked, and I said maybe (jokingly), but apparently that wasn't good enough.

That's it for now. I'll finish the rest of today's adventure after work tomorrow.